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"She had gained a reputation for beauty, and (which is often another thing) was beautiful."Charles DickensLittle Dorrit
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The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go she went.SakiReginald
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"The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened. It's only the middle-aged who are really conscious of their limitations--that is why one should be so patient with them."SakiReginald
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When a man with the constitution of Montague Dartie has exercised self control for months from religious motives, and remains unrewarded, he does not curse God and die, he curses God and lives, to the distress of his family.John GalsworthyThe Forsyte Saga
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He woke at half-past two, an hour which long experience had taught him brings panic intensity to all awkward thoughts. Experience had also taught him that a further waking at the proper hour of eight showed the folly of such panic.John GalsworthyThe Forsyte Saga
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I know that journalism largely consists in saying "Lord Jones Dead" to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.G. K. ChestertonThe Wisdom of Father Brown
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"Remuneration! O, that's the Latin word for three farthings."William ShakespeareLove's Labour's Lost
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"He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument."William ShakespeareLove's Labour's Lost
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"If he had unlimited money at his disposal, he might go into the wilds somewhere and shoot big game. I never know what the big game have done to deserve it, but they do help to deflect the destructive energies of some of our social misfits."SakiThe Unbearable Bassington
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"You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed."SakiThe Chronicles of Clovis
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