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<\/h2>\n<\/h2>\n“To win back my youth, Gerald, there is nothing I wouldn’t do\u2014except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community.”<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0A Woman of No Importance<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0Oscar Wilde<\/a><\/p>\n “I always say beauty is only sin deep.”<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0Reginald<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0Saki<\/a><\/p>\n It is the necessary nature of a political party in this country to avoid, as long as it can be avoided, the consideration of any question which involves a great change.<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0Phineas Redux<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0Anthony Trollope<\/a><\/p>\n The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0Lord Arthur Savile’s Crime<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0Oscar Wilde<\/a><\/p>\n “Prophecy is like a half-trained mule,” he complained to Jorah Mormont. “It looks as though it might be useful, but the moment you trust in it, it kicks you in the head.”<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0A Dance with Dragons<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0George R. R. Martin<\/a><\/p>\n You can’t expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal’s return.<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0Reginald<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0Saki<\/a><\/p>\n Fox terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs are.<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0Three Men in a Boat<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0Jerome K. Jerome<\/a><\/p>\n Discovering that priests were infinitely more attentive when she was in process of losing or regaining faith in Mother Church, she maintained an enchantingly wavering attitude.<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0This Side of Paradise<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0F. Scott Fitzgerald<\/a><\/p>\n “This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon a man either to be bored or to lie.”<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0Sir Arthur Conan Doyle<\/a><\/p>\n “Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.”<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0An Ideal Husband<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0Oscar Wilde<\/a><\/p>\n In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers.<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0A Princess of Mars<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0Edgar Rice Burroughs<\/a><\/p>\n “I discovered early that crying makes my nose red, and the knowledge has helped me through several painful episodes.”<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0The House of Mirth<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0Edith Wharton<\/a><\/p>\n In all the thousands of times I have asked other people for advice, I never yet got the advice I wanted.<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0Armadale<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0Wilkie Collins<\/a><\/p>\n A story with a moral appended is like the bill of a mosquito. It bores you, and then injects a stinging drop to irritate your conscience.<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0Strictly Business<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0O. Henry<\/a><\/p>\n Mrs. Bittacy rustled ominously, holding her peace meanwhile. She feared long words she did not understand. Beelzebub lay hid among too many syllables.<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0The Man Whom the Trees Loved<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0Algernon Blackwood<\/a><\/p>\n “Unbidden guests The bishop did not whistle: we believe that they lose the power of doing so on being consecrated.<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0The Warden<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0Anthony Trollope<\/a><\/p>\n What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over.<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0Three Men in a Boat<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0Jerome K. Jerome<\/a><\/p>\n I don’t want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again.<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0This Side of Paradise<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0F. Scott Fitzgerald<\/a><\/p>\n Unless one is a genius, it is best to aim at being intelligible.<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0Dolly Dialogues<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0Anthony Hope<\/a><\/p>\n Funny quotes like – What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over. ~ by Jerome K. 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\nAre often welcomest when they are gone.”<\/b>\u00a0~\u00a0Henry VI, Part One<\/a><\/i>\u00a0by\u00a0William Shakespeare<\/a><\/p>\nSee More Funny Quotes from Literature<\/a><\/span><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"