"My own business always bores me to death. I prefer other people's."
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Lady Windermere's Fan by Oscar Wilde
"Ideals are dangerous things. Realities are better. They wound, but they're better."
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Lady Windermere's Fan by Oscar Wilde
I like talking to a brick wall - it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me!
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Lady Windermere's Fan by Oscar Wilde
In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
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Lady Windermere's Fan by Oscar Wilde
There are moments when one has to choose between living one's own life, fully, entirely, completely - or dragging out some false, shallow, degrading existence that the world in its hypocrisy demands.
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Lady Windermere's Fan by Oscar Wilde
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
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Lady Windermere's Fan by Oscar Wilde
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
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Lady Windermere's Fan by Oscar Wilde
One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies. Pennies saved one and two at a time by bulldozing the grocer and the vegetable man and the butcher until one's cheeks burned with the silent imputation of parsimony that such close dealing implied.
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The Gift of the Magi by O. Henry
Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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The Gift of the Magi by O. Henry
Surely happiness is reflective, like the light of heaven.
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Old Christmas by Washington Irving
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