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QuoteAuthor Source
He was born to be a senator. He never said anything important, and he always said it sonorously. Sinclair Lewis Elmer Gantry
"A beautifully constructed borshch, such as you are going to experience presently, ought not only to banish conversation but almost to annihilate thought." Saki Beasts and Super-Beasts
The sacrifices of friendship were beautiful in her eyes as long as she was not asked to make them. Saki Beasts and Super-Beasts
His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect. Saki The Chronicles of Clovis
People talk vaguely about the innocence of a little child, but they take mighty good care not to let it out of their sight for twenty minutes. Saki Reginald
The revenge of an elder sister may be long in coming, but, like a South-Eastern express, it arrives in its own good time. Saki Reginald
"I always say beauty is only sin deep." Saki Reginald
You can't expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal's return. Saki Reginald
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. Oscar Wilde Lord Arthur Savile's Crime
"No, I am not at all cynical, I have merely got experience, which, however, is very much the same thing." Oscar Wilde Lord Arthur Savile's Crime

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