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Funny Quote About Love
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Check out this quote photo. It’s a funny quote about love. “Kissing don’t last: cookery do!” The Ordeal of Richard Feverel by George Meredith

Humorous Mark Twain Quote Photo
Mark Twain Quote Photo

Trust Mark Twain to say what everyone else is thinking. Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. ~ The . . . read more

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Oscar Wilde Quote

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QuoteAuthor Source
A man who is a gentleman in his cups may be trusted to be a gentleman at all times. Anthony Trollope He Knew He Was Right
"Give me honorable enemies rather than ambitious ones, and I'll sleep more easily by night." George R. R. Martin A Game of Thrones
He was born to be a senator. He never said anything important, and he always said it sonorously. Sinclair Lewis Elmer Gantry
"A beautifully constructed borshch, such as you are going to experience presently, ought not only to banish conversation but almost to annihilate thought." Saki Beasts and Super-Beasts
The sacrifices of friendship were beautiful in her eyes as long as she was not asked to make them. Saki Beasts and Super-Beasts
His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect. Saki The Chronicles of Clovis
People talk vaguely about the innocence of a little child, but they take mighty good care not to let it out of their sight for twenty minutes. Saki Reginald
The revenge of an elder sister may be long in coming, but, like a South-Eastern express, it arrives in its own good time. Saki Reginald
"I always say beauty is only sin deep." Saki Reginald
You can't expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal's return. Saki Reginald

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