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Fox Terrier Quote
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Fox terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs are. ~ Three Men in a Boat by Jerome K. Jerome

Funny Quote About Love
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Check out this quote photo. It’s a funny quote about love. “Kissing don’t last: cookery do!” The Ordeal of Richard Feverel by George Meredith

Humorous Mark Twain Quote Photo
Mark Twain Quote Photo

Trust Mark Twain to say what everyone else is thinking. Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. ~ The . . . read more

Funny Quotes - LitQuotes Found 289 Funny Quotations

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A bull in a china shop is not a useful animal, nor is he ornamental, but there can be no doubt of his energy. Anthony Trollope Phineas Redux
It is the necessary nature of a political party in this country to avoid, as long as it can be avoided, the consideration of any question which involves a great change. Anthony Trollope Phineas Redux
"Prophecy is like a half-trained mule," he complained to Jorah Mormont. "It looks as though it might be useful, but the moment you trust in it, it kicks you in the head." George R. R. Martin A Dance with Dragons
"I sadly want a reform in the construction of children. Nature's only idea seems to be to make them machines for the production of incessant noise." Wilkie Collins The Woman in White
The Anglo-Saxon genius for parliamentary government asserted itself; there was a great deal of talk and no decisive action. H. G. Wells The Invisible Man
When a man gets into his head an idea that the public voice calls for him, it is astonishing how great becomes his trust in the wisdom of the public. Anthony Trollope Framley Parsonage
It is a remarkable thing with reference to men who are distressed for money—distressed as was now the case with Mr. Sowerby—that they never seem at a loss for small sums, or deny themselves those luxuries which small sums purchase. Cabs, dinners, wine, theatres, and new gloves are always at the command of men who are drowned in pecuniary embarrassments, whereas those who don't owe a shilling are so frequently obliged to go without them! Anthony Trollope Framley Parsonage
Having a comfortable allowance from his father, he could devote the whole proceeds of his curacy to violet gloves and unexceptionable neck ties. Anthony Trollope Barchester Towers
There is, perhaps, no greater hardship at present inflicted on mankind in civilised and free countries than the necessity of listening to sermons. Anthony Trollope Barchester Towers
He lives, then, on ginger-nuts, thought I; never eats a dinner, properly speaking; he must be a vegetarian then; but no; he never eats even vegetables, he eats nothing but ginger-nuts. My mind then ran on in reveries concerning the probable effects upon the human constitution of living entirely on ginger-nuts. Herman Melville Bartleby, the Scrivener

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